I worked at a company that sent 17k invoices in the post, once a month. I made a mistake and told our printer to print 15 copies of each. It kept restarting the job, even if we unplugged the power and waited 15 minutes before restarting the printer.

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I said in my speech to conference, the RNLI are the best of us. For those lucky enough to have parents volunteering with RNLI, I hope they feel nothing but pride in their parents.

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Realised I had alcohol issues when I was an estate agent and was at a deceased persons home and was necking the deceased persons whiskey and planning to come back later for more because no one would miss it.

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Saw a white van at the supermarket with a large UK flag saying "if this flag offends you I'll help you pack". Momentarily thought they meant they'd help at the till to show that some flag shaggers can behave decently. Then realised what the owner really meant and they're a cunt.

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