leaving a work happy hour where i knocked back a couple of spicy margs and told some relatable jokes about microsoft word that killed. you’ll note in my dossier it says im a chameleon, a man with a thousand faces but none that he can truly call his own

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"Ohohoho. Things are getting... 𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨." – Count Thugula, 𝘛𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘭𝘢

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The names that the Wu-Tang Clan name generator is capable of spitting out are just as good as the "real" Wu-Tang Clan members names. If you can't accept that you will not survive in tomorrow's world. I will often spend hours on end generating names, this is how your kids will interact with Hip-hop.

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I'm telling my kids this is what going to a rave was like.

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(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what’s up dude Larry: matters most vile

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