being funny is such an OP skill

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this is Meatball. he is a chubby farm boy who is about to move to the city and slim down a bit. everybody wish Meatball good luck

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Me: i think my "safe space" to regulate is a moving car Therapist: wow that's Me: american. Therapist: poetic. Me: sounds like a Less Than Jake song. like off B Is For B-sides Therapist: I think I had that album Woman Only I Can See (?): you and he could be best of friends if you would quit therapy

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Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.

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I met up with Mitch McConnell today and we beatboxed for twenty minutes.

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