unexpectedparty01.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 17 March 2025
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@unexpectedparty01.bsky.socialGetting married to your hypnotist because you've been with them for [REDACTED] and 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 them so so so much Good wives should be kneeling at the altar The rippling hearts in your eyes are just part of the uniform Its tradition to say vows as a monotone mantra 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙣𝙚𝙧
Show Post"And for my next trick I'll make your mind disappear! (Among other things)" OC by @confusedtts.bsky.social
Show PostI love them and they love each other and they breed and they breed and they breed
Show PostBeen feeling mentally and physically weak lately... Best moment to take advantage of me (forcing me under a warm blanket and watch treehouse of horrors with me)
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