Whyzayker

whyzayker.bsky.social

17 October 2026 15:51

So Maralago Fats totally misses the Beast and instead goes for a dementia stroll while the secret service scurries around him to redirect him back to the car. He’s basically little more than a barely walking , talking Trump steak.

𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝

sundaedivine.lol

14 October 2026 13:23

When you lie on your resume but get the job anyway.

Chris Holmes

greenlaker.bsky.social

02 October 2026 11:51

Agreed.

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sundaedivine.lol

29 September 2026 13:38

Before you trust the polls, remember: pollsters find the same six people who still answer unknown numbers.

𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝

sundaedivine.lol

17 September 2026 09:22

To whoever lost an iPhone 14 outside the Amtrak station in DC yesterday, please stop calling my new phone.