more mr. spice guy

juniorhoncho.bsky.social

27 February 2026 00:49

OBI WAN: you don't need to see his identification STORM TROOPER (getting really hot in the suit): fine. move along. OBI WAN: and these aren't the droids you're looking for STORM TROOPER (lunch break was supposed to be an hour ago): i truly do not fucking care man. think for one second about my life

josh (oldfriend99)

oldfriend99.bsky.social

22 February 2026 06:45

I didn't mind when Jeffrey Dahmer was killed in prison. Guy gave me bad vibes

2tacopequeño

2tacopequeno.bsky.social

22 January 2026 19:29

The temptation to steal an ICE vehicle when they all pile out must be immense. Idling, unattended, warm, full of gear...

josh (oldfriend99)

oldfriend99.bsky.social

22 January 2026 08:09

I will have complete and total control of Greenland!

josher

wokedilbert.bsky.social

22 January 2026 08:09

Bragging about a party I went to: yeah and Jafar was there. From Aladdin. Dude gets crazy.