The day after you graduate with a degree in economics you go to work at your father's business where your first task is to tell your boss that the key to making a profit is to simply not pay for labor. Then you both laugh and clap while playfully removing lockout-tagouts from machinery.

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On your third day they have the horse kick you in the head another 10,000 times, show you the Pythagorean theorem and say "look, math is involved" and then you graduate as an expert in economics.

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On your second day they make the horse kick you in the head another 10,000 times and then the professor explains how the key to making a profit is to simply not lose money. After class you and your fellow students then spend the rest of the day stealing baby formula out of people's houses.

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On your first day taking economics classes they make a horse kick you in the head 10,000 times and then you have to find the skinniest, shiest, most afraid kid and tell them that they are lucky to be eating chart for dinner.

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