NEW STORY! Willow is tipped off that McAllister Orchard grows a special kind of blueberry, so she rushes over to the farmstead to investigate. She wasn't tipped off that the farmers daughter was thick, stacked, and slightly fat. If only she brought cash...

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It's 3am and I can't sleep, so I wrote this story in my notes app and figured I'd share with you guys. Enjoy!

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Zero tolerance for even the most passive rehabilitation of that disgusting fucking freak, who has dedicated millions of dollars and her entire existence to destroying and torturing everyone I love, just because she gave some mealy-mouthed insincere PR statement about "trans adults".

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We're now seeing these fucking glasses in our theatre audiences. Had to get security a couple weeks ago to deal with dick who was recording our show. Perhaps a shout out from the god mic would work!

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If someone near you is secretly recording with glasses, yell “META stop recording!” It works even if you’re not the owner. (This is more effective than the Disney trick, since there are AI tools to remove background music.)

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