A great sadness of mine is that nobody I know who's into Dirk Gently is also an ontologist, and no ontologists I know are into Dirk Gently, and therefore there is no one who can understand why I find this still so fucking hilarious.

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Small interlude in my adoration of these dumb films: sometimes they call someone "the girl" but she's a forty year old woman with a name 🤢🤮 STOP IT.

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Ranked by train fights: 1 (majority on roof, helicopter in tunnel shenanigans very silly) 6 (very good scene but suffers from not enouh of it taking place on the roof) 4 (chase scene begins in a train station but there is no fighting on or in trains; disappointing wasted opportunity) That's IT 😠

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This is an IMPORTANT DISTINCTION in the Roberta Rulebook For Action Films. Anyway, Mission: Impossible films ranked this watch through. Top two have unexpectedly switched place! Weaponised horrible moustache wearing got me delirious or something 😮‍💨 6 4 5 3 1 small gap 7 8 very VERY large gap 2

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this is the bravest little tabby please look very gently

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