i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

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The internet: Celtics ALWAYS blow 20 point leads under Joe Mazzulla. Real life: Tuesday snapped a 49-game Celtics win streak when leading by 20. Under Joe, they fall to 136-5. Their win percentage when trailing by 20 under Joe (13.3%), is four times better than their opponents (3.5%).

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Imagine you call in Trump to campaign as a last ditch effort and he tells everybody you’re going to lose and starts talking about hot men’s asses instead

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ok, blood magic haters. say you got your wish and blood magic went away tomorrow. would you be able to get through your day without spells like Blood to Soup? Power Word: Aquacide? Raise Fuckable Skeleton?

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Getting so much news coverage of political candidates in states where I don't even live, but I can't name a single Republican policy that would improve someone's life. It's all about someone's religion, mom, or supposed vegan diet.

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