Top 10 Hot Things a Man Can Say: 10. “You can’t change my diaper *HERE*!” Public place of choice 9. “Does this look like a diaper to you?” - pointing to his obviously diapered butt. 8. “Somebody’s gonna notice…” 7. “But I’m a big boy!” 6. “I gotta go potty!”

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Liiiike i like my shoulders here but i need my chest to be WAY bigger and pecs more defined until they're muscle boobs >:/

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"You know what the sound of a headboard hitting the wall means! The adults are ready for some full-contact excitement. As for our pee-wee player, he'll have to make his own excitement with 3-layers of heavy padding & a regulation stuffed football. Luckily, our soggy superstar has years of practice!"

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"Welcome to the big game sports fans! It appears our lil' rookie has been sidelined once again, but that'll happen when you go this long without scoring! But don't worry, the event organizers assure me the play-by-play will be very audible from his locker room - well, it's a locked room, at least."

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*paddle shakes in his grip* Sorry... I can't yet sheathe this blade... Not until it's tasted ass....

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