Lawks, no. That's still taking up an entire IKEA storage unit drawer in the alcove on the other side of the room, cunningly hidden by a curtain. I'm not an actual deity.

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Really enjoying #SNLUK. Obviously, i find some bits are funnier than others (hello comedy) but my favourite thing is how Americans are actually envious, online of our version.

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Online opinions should expire after 2 years. A restaurant's overall score shouldn't be dragged down today because someone had an arsey waiter 8 years ago

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Listening to Radio 1 in the car this morning, heard the new single by Jason Statham. "Gone Too Far (feat. Debbie)", it was called. Bloody Hell, I thought, The Stath is branching out! Chase & Status. Not Jason Statham. CHASE & STATUS. I need to get into the ear microsuction scene ASAP.

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