mattvalenti.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 29 November 2023
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@mattvalenti.bsky.socialDefying court orders, Elon Musk threatens to interact with "every kid in America"
Show PostComplete cultural rot in the Eagles locker room because you have a Head Coach who doesn’t call the offense, doesn’t call the defense, doesn’t set the identity or culture, and has to be babysat by some guy named “Big Dom” with no actual job description. This can’t be sustained.
Show PostJust got outta the TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY 35th anniversary rerelease and Jesus Christ, man. What a movie. They had to do all that shit for real. They had to fly that helicopter under an overpass. They had to blow up that building. They had to find an actor who could turn into liquid metal.
Show PostBeen watching that show about the cornfed murder hobo and it's hilarious
Show Post“Goodnight, my son,” said Zuckerberg, his voice a whisper as he took a deep breath to steel himself and gazed down upon the impossibly smooth, round face of the avatar, which slumbered peacefully in its twin-sized bed.
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