Brian Ragle

vagabondvisions.bsky.social

16 May 2026 02:05

A cornered barista will bite when feeling threatened, but remember: they are more afraid of you than you are of them. Also, make sure your vaccinations are up to date before visiting wild coffee reserves like Starbucks.

Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃

gsjphd.bsky.social

16 May 2026 02:04

they're gonna reassign this literal goblin to one of those subterranean Starbucks in the ruined ultraviolet city where they serve bongwater lattes to guys named Gwartholomew

garlic (dream they/them evil)

childlessgambino.bsky.social

16 May 2026 02:03

I've seen how people behave at Starbucks and the barista was 1000% valid

Dayv (scary version)

dayv.wtf

16 May 2026 02:03

In high school, a friend of mine was giving me a really excessive level of shit, just to be a dick, and I was ignoring it but then a mutual friend said “if I was you, I’d hit him” and I paused to consider before throwing the only punch in the face I’ve ever done.

I'm Here, I'm Queer, and I'm Angry. GenAI Hater.

everentropy.bsky.social

16 May 2026 02:03

This reminds me of the time that a guy tickled my neck when I was in college and I thought about it for a moment and then clocked him. He's lucky I *did* take that moment because I pulled my punch. He was also my friends ex so I wasn't particularly concerned about the consequences lol