sporkbender.bsky.social
Recovering musician. All opinions are loud. I swear a lot. On purpose. And the Frogurt is also cursed.
👤 Joined on 13 November 2024
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@sporkbender.bsky.socialTrump: "If the Republicans win, the Department of War will be investing $100 million in the pharmaceutical company Anthea to revitalize a gigantic drug manufacturing facility in Winchester, Kentucky"
Show PostIn 1989 kids thought the BTTF 2 hoverboards were real but we were kids and there was no internet so it made sense, but people think I'm just being glib when I say "everyone in this country is a fucking rube" but no, I'm serious. Everyone is a fucking dope.
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