old uncle BATface

catfacejoe.bsky.social

08 May 2026 02:33

my friend: are you going to art's party tonight? seems like you've got a lot going on me: I don't know, i feel like i got to since he's always at mine the medieval peasant i brought to our time on his second bag of guacamole doritos: might we stop for a second "jimmied john" me: sure man i guess

ceej

ceej.online

14 January 2026 05:14

I would know if I was being slowly corrupted by insidious forces beyond my comprehension. I would comprehend it easily

warmyellowlight

warmyellowlight.bsky.social

14 January 2026 05:13

there should be a very special lizard

Grobian Syboe

grobiansyboe.bsky.social

14 January 2026 05:13

The James Society is trying to go viral with memes like "We all have that one friend called James"

Novelty Cistern

noveltycistern.bsky.social

14 January 2026 05:12

YOU: now let me get this straight. He takes the money for the band instruments. ME: and the costumes, yeah. YOU: and he leaves? ME: No, he orders the instruments. YOU: So he takes the costume money. ME: No they get the costumes. YOU: what is the scam exactly ME: he doesn't inspire them