cap’n watsisname

capnwatsisname.bsky.social

30 November 2025 20:51

jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake

Ygrene

ygrene.bsky.social

27 November 2025 22:36

we don't know how she keeps getting them

The Onion

theonion.com

27 November 2025 18:05

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/

The Onion

theonion.com

07 November 2025 17:10

‘Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!’ Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit https://theonion.com/shut-up-mother-shut-up-pleads-george-w-bush-to-dick-cheney-skeleton-dressed-in-suit/

Little Greenis

durtmchurtt.bsky.social

01 August 2025 20:28

The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.