A woman goes to a therapist. “Doctor,” she weeps, “I suck at public speaking!” “I’m a clinical social worker, not a doctor,” the therapist says. “And just go watch that footage of Katie Zacharia BOMBING—you’ll feel so much better about yourself haha.” The woman burst into tears. “But Doctor…!”

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“Select all squares containing J D Salinger books” - CAPTCHA in the Rye.

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Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏

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Ironically his idea of what makes him look bad & the rest of the world’s view of what makes him look bad are two very different things.

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It wasn't just the height. Carpenters don't make six figures.

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