If you get stoned enough, you can tell yourself good boy and it feels good like if your human had said it :)

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I hoard them in a special little cubby hidden under my mattress. It was made by smith of the Rockfolk from Norwes. The smith had described it's capabilities in detail. Items within can never be lost, misplaced, or retrieved. Thus, it secured my connection to the little vanishing pixies. Por llenar.

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It's not safe for tiny creatures in a giant's world. I'm building miniature habitats. One for a cat, full of bonsai trees and cozy cushions; one for a frog, damp and swampy; one for the cows, gently rolling fields and a barn to shelter in.

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Just remembered the robot movie for children featuring the endearing character "robot with massive ass"

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I never have too many books. I have precisely the number of books I'm meant to.

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