My top surgeon was apparently supposed to read a script about regret rates but just said "we are only truly free if we are free to make choices we regret", which goes hard af and is also what I say whenever I order a sushi boat for 2 to eat in one sitting.

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boss: sleep alright? me: a great curtain was pulled back and behind it was a massive bleeding engine that was the heart of creation boss: did it run on love or death? me: i don't think it ran on anything at all boss: huh well pallets will be here in 20

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Anderson Cooper: “Husted’s ass may be hard, but his polling is soft.” 😬🤷🏼

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Tax the churches.

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