The Onion

theonion.com

18 March 2025 03:00

Texas Implements Mandatory 6-Month Quarantine For Anyone Who Has Watched ‘Will And Grace’

Ron Filipkowski

ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

18 March 2025 02:54

Welcome to autocracy. The Republic we have known for the last 240 years is gone. This is going to keep getting worse. Much worse. The courts mean nothing, the law means nothing, Congress is irrelevant. He is a malignant psychopath.

Rebecca Solnit

rebeccasolnit.bsky.social

18 March 2025 02:53

So much horrific news. But also yesterday, the oaks were leafing out and the grass was maximum green. The Bay Area dresses up in drag as Ireland this time every year, and happy St. Patrick's to all you anticolonialists and arborists.

Christopher Webb

cwebbonline.com

18 March 2025 02:49

No matter where you stand on the “Schumer needs to step down” debate, you need to see this. @schumer.senate.gov Say it plain: “Doing things the way they’ve always been done is not working.” - @jenpsaki.msnbc.com

Governor JB Pritzker

govpritzker.illinois.gov

18 March 2025 02:46

My aunt Cindy Pritzker passed away on Saturday, and it leaves a hole in my heart. She was not only a loving mother, grandmother, and great-grandmother, a loyal friend to so many, and a committed Chicagoan through and through, but she also played an important role in my life.