The Onion

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20 February 2026 05:48

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The Tennessee Holler

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20 February 2026 05:47

All they do is lie. www.cnn.com/2026/02/19/p...

The Onion

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20 February 2026 05:47

“Roll up the windows, park in a sunny spot, and let the sun do its magic—in a couple hours, your baby will have all the toxins flushed from its system,” Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Alt National Park Service

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20 February 2026 05:46

The cover-up just never ends. Rest in peace, Ruben Ray Martinez.

Ron Filipkowski

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20 February 2026 05:46

Is the rest of the Epstein files in there?