solve the literacy crisis by writing a book that doesn't have any metaphors or allusions or themes or concepts or ideas or even words and is actually just a picture of a tree and then a picture of a smiley face

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wearing anything with a cutout at the back when you're not used to having cutouts it like hey. if someone with a sword came up to me I would have a weak spot like a boss in a battle. and it would be really obvious. also my back is cold now

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IT'S WEIRD BEING ABLE TO FEEL OUTSIDE TEXTURES ON MY BACK. THAT'S NOT NORMAL

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I genuinely act like someone discovering being a person for the first time whenever I have an experience outside my norm. I'm like holy shit I can feel the bottom of my hair. it's touching me. like spiders. and people can poke my back now that's not normal

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i need to ban my dad from cutting onions UNLESS he's making onion rings. he cuts them in the most infuriating and annoying way (cuts them through the middle NOT through the root).

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