Haus of Decline

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12 July 2025 23:51

I feel nothing in my heart but constant rage!

The Onion

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11 July 2025 05:15

Brita Unveils New In-Throat Water Filters theonion.com/brita-u...

Alexandra Petri

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22 June 2025 11:10

“Then Civil War soldiers marched by, but they were in the WRONG COLOR uniform, not the one worn by the folks all our best forts are named for, but the blue one.” www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

Alexandra Petri

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22 June 2025 11:09

If the person you are shoving into a van has any inkling that you are an officer of the law, you are doing it wrong. You should look like someone who is going to Home Depot because you forgot something (what you forgot was an arrest warrant for your next stop). www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...