I clean my car before an MOT becuase I think it helps it pass. When I do this, I imagine I'm working under direction from Winston Wolfe in Pulp Fiction. I find this helps me focus on the really messy parts.

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When the kids were young, I'd do a slow mo run to the microwave, saying 'noooo' and stop it with one second to go, thus saving the entire planet from disintegration. They're all grown up now but when no-ones around, I still do it. You're welcome btw, me saving your lives.

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French guy in the UK with half-English Kids. When my kids are at school I go on their Ipads watch Youtube shorts about PSG, Mbappe, Olise or Barcola, in the hope of tweaking the algorithms; and it seems to work. They can't grow up to become 'it's coming home'-idiots.

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I manoeuvred someone who worked for me down the redundancy route, as he often wrote "would/could/should of" in reports and emails. Got him out with under two years' service too, so no redundancy cost either. Should of done it even sooner.

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This afternoon we sat down with Alice Weidel, co-leader of the populist-right AfD and an aspirant German chancellor, for more than an hour in the Bundestag. The video interview will be published tomorrow at 7pm CET for subscribers - I would recommend tuning in.

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