My swimming skills haven't really come in handy yet, but I do have plans for some water shenanigans later in life.

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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

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how the average straight couple looks when going out for dinner

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“there were more white people in 1900” literally who gives a shit. did you know you can see porno online now. they made a robot what can suck you off

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(meeting someone’s baby) oh he probably smells my baby

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