one time in my 20s i was passing through another city and crashed with a guy i knew who was in love with my friend so thought it was safe. but he made an advance and i said no, so he started arguing with me. i didnt sleep a wink that night and stared from the couch at the kitchen knife on the wall.

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Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt

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nothing is funnier to me - a person with zero children living in my home - than the suffering of people who DO have a child in their home who believes with all their tiny heart that they are playing a musical instrument successfully and are incorrect it's the greatest genre of comedy known to man

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thank god I will get the opportunity to scream about this on zoom with about eight hundred and forty-seven of my closest friends

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I had a diagnoses for over 15 years before I got prescribed stimulants and that first week was the first time I understood that other people can apparently think "I should bring this to the kitchen" and then they can get up and bring something to the kitchen. just like that. like magic.

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