The Onion

theonion.com

19 September 2026 19:18

Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now https://theonion.com/parents-gently-explain-to-child-that-their-money-in-heaven-now/

MarFish

marfish14.bsky.social

15 September 2026 03:34

Yo!! Happy birthday!! Here's a quick doodle of Alina that I just made for ya.

Micah

rincewind.run

23 January 2026 22:54

"You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal", em dash included, is absolutely killing me incredible work

Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn

unburntwitch.com

23 January 2026 22:54

Hate? Sure. I hear you. I can tell you all about that, but it would take quite a while — I have 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex, after all. Let me know if you want to take a break.

Stellbound: Stellraiser II

antlervel.vet

23 January 2026 22:54

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.