soccertenuous.bsky.social
corrupt | quintessential | Onerous | feisty | gregarious
👤 Joined on 29 August 2023
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@soccertenuous.bsky.social[extremely Suzanne Vega voice] I am sitting in the morning in a lone and level desert there are two legs vast and trunkless and a visage shattered half-sunk and the pedestal beside it reads “my name is Ozymandias I’m the king of kings and you shall look on my works and despair”
Show PostTOP TEN CAT BREEDS 1. Honey Glazed Babydoot 2. Angel Bimp 3. Curiosity Rover 4. Legendary Porch Gremlin 5. Eastern Dreamy Peanut 6. Kevin 7. Loaf+ (subscription only) 8. Detective Nosey Primbus 9. Creeper SURPRISE 10. Humble Trashlord
Show PostIt affects about 10 - 15% of the general cat population, but about 30% of Maine Coons. Very sad.
Show Posti’m not saying i’m better than god, i’m just saying if i was in charge of creation, i would’ve made the bellybutton a spring-loaded latch so we could get in them guts for tune-ups
Show Postthis tbh, i am not For Everyone & i’m at peace w it lol
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