You can't parody Republican governance better than this. Kids won't have health care, education, or career opportunities, but my biggest campaign donor will give them magic beans that may be worth dozens of dollars

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Booty And Sometimes Nipples

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Struggling to concentrate on my work because I keep thinking of this house I saw on a walk and hoping the house across the street will get eyes, too, so they can stare at one another and, perhaps, fall in love

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RIP Dr. Fuckboat.

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Knight Boat: The Crime Solving Boat

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