if you have a huge ass you are legally obligated to bully people (me) with it

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Sometimes I just want to shove a cute puppy boy up my asshole and have him call me daddy, you know? cw: anal vore

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You know how some folks can pop their shoulder out of place, or reverse their elbow, or contort into a tiny box? I wish some folks could unhinge their jaws. Also everybody's furries IRL it's my post I get to do that

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> Picked up phone to client > "Are you a man or a woman" Bro not a day goes by where I don't ask myself the same question 😭

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taking a class where we have to learn about “how economists think about the environment” and having a fucking aneurysm every other reading. under my Beautiful Bunny Utopia the barbaric “economist” class will be eradicated

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