Any typos spotted in this post have just been gifted a VERY BIG and VERY ALIVE rat by their resident little (not so) stray cat, Moopsy. If typos spotted, they'll be giving a completely unrepentant Moopsy a lecture about his life choices. (Moopsy will be giving the typos love eyes the whole time.)

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A tiny human (2?) wearing a corduroy jacket, a polo shirt and cargo shorts marches into a cafe while holding his lunchbox like a briefcase. He sits across from Gran. Unpacking a sandwich with absolute gravity. He's got important lunch business to attend to while Gran drinks her coffee.

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A young human (9?), wearing a school uniform is sitting on a park bench while playing an ocarina. His friend is humming the song that she thinks he SHOULD be playing. But NO! Three Blind Mice is what he's playing and that's final.

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A woman (70s?) in a fluffy pink dressing gown is walking onto the porch of her pretty white cottage and calls out to the flitting birds in her garden: "Good morning small chaps! Are we going to have a good day today?"

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🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: A woman (30s?) is playfully biffing her partner's rump with two bunches of broccoli while he's trying to pay for their groceries. Doing comic book "BIFF! BAM!" noises. Giggling when he playfully growls that he's trying to focus. "POW!"

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