Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu?

Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu?

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Former couch/lover of the author of some bullshit book. Allegedly. Made in Canada. I post because becoming sentient and then realizing what's happening in the world around me has driven me to the brink of madness. And I won't go quietly.

👤 Joined on 10 January 2024

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remember when everybody was eating paninis all the time? very 2001

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the joint was so i could move about freely 😂

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