The Onion

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17 October 2026 19:02

Hazardous Waste Facility Stuffs Batteries In Drawer Until They Figure Out What To Do With Them https://theonion.com/hazardous-waste-facility-stuffs-batteries-in-drawer-unt-1845692731/

Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote

thefred.bsky.social

15 October 2026 22:20

Who the heck didn't think cross-country skiing is an intense workout?

lauren

lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

14 October 2026 00:12

in an alternate universe where storefront space remained cheap and wealthy people were taxed at a sane rate this man is a moderately successful trading card game store manager and outside the handful of shop regulars he subjects to his petty tyrannies he's leaving everyone else well enough alone

gita “the formalist” jackson

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12 October 2026 21:12

If you’re going to be a misogynist comedian you better put some pride into your work. Being a misogynist hack comedian is just embarrassing.

gita “the formalist” jackson

xoxogossipgita.bsky.social

12 October 2026 21:12

“Women are whores” is like the first joke you learn how to do when you’re doing stand up how are you doing that on SNL