Wish someone would release patches for my vulnerabilities

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In the bedrock of my soul I know he started out thinking the press pool was a literal pool and has been seething with disappointment since he discovered the mistake

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I mocked this last night, but I just wanna add that the thing about the government taxing people to use to provide services is that the government also employs people, and in fact, the government uses more of its tax money to employ people than a billionaire would use with it sitting in an account.

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QUANTUM THEORY CALLED INTO QUESTION: The world of theoretical physics was rocked this morning when scientists announce "no possible universe" exists where Whalefall is #1 at box office

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"say when," the waiter says while turning the pepper mill above the plate of mac & cheese, except instead of pepper it's raisins

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