The cop squinted at a woman walking by. "That's suspicious. Why would you wear #sneakers unless you were going to sneak in somewhere?" His partner sighed. "She has a ponytail. You going to arrest her for cruelty to animals, too?" "Don't be silly... Wait, is that a turtleneck? That sicko!" #vss365

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The empty eyed robotic responses by Tommy chill. As a Muslim I am told I am trying to ban Christian festivals, make halal compulsory & plotting to take over everything! We do not & have no interest in doing so. There can be no compulsion in religion. We remain boringly normal.🎄 Tommy is the danger.

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I think the idea that social media is "supposed to be" any one thing is unnecessarily exclusive of people for whom social media is many things. It's like saying "physically being with other folks in your community is supposed to always be fun". No, sometimes it's supposed to be something else.

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One last thing about X tonight: noting X has 10x the number of regular users than Bluesky means jack shit when a) a shitload are bots, b) the algorithm boosts right-wing content over everything else so actual engagement there sucks, c) 10 million active accounts is more than enough to hang out with.

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Finally, if you're following me, there's a good chance you're a writer, so I'll end the thread by linking to my writing resources page. Happy researching! dnschmidt.com/writing-advi...

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