I may be drunk, madam, but in the morning I will be sober. Whereas you, who are beautiful, perhaps the most beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on, will no longer be so beautiful in the morning when my drunkenness has worn off.

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I have 20 or 30 copper mugs in case I ever make some friends and they want Moscow mules but I only have one plate because I don’t think I’d want to feed them

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You see these copper mugs kid? They used to be for Moscow mules. Now I don’t know what they’re for

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Necromancers are obsessed with talking to the dead. Get a real hobby

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Wow. Both

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