I think I need a butler. I wake up and I just lie here like kafka's beetle doing nothing when I know that some tea and my slippers would fix everything but they are so far away (5 meters)

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Not hot but wavering in and out like a radio between stations, collecting starlight in my hands and drinking it, letting tender vines wrap around my fingers like small snakes. Not hot but whispering in many tones sweet words in the darkness, drifting towards moonlight, mothlike

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Unfortunately I am devious and conspiratorial so it could never work

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I was compelled to query a chatbot by my job for the first time the other day and it immediately hallucinated a date that something occurred on. When I questioned it, it admitted the date was actually just placeholder text, and it could not confirm the event took place (it had not taken place)

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I use this dagger to look dramatic in photos and also open cat food bags on occasion

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