Raffi Melkonian

rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social

23 December 2024 01:32

We put on Polar Express last night, which I hadn’t seen in 20 years. That’s… a weird weird movie. So weird.

Just Mike

justmike.bsky.social

23 December 2024 01:30

Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.

Scream Bloody Ror

zealousagain.bsky.social

11 December 2024 22:37

Girl named Ritz (she’s a buttery cracker)

John Leguizamo

johnleguizamo.bsky.social

11 December 2024 20:43

Just sayin’

Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK!

andrew3000.bsky.social

08 December 2024 18:16

Whispering "am I being detained!?" at my cat who refuses to move off my lap