Michael Hobbes

michaelhobbes.bsky.social

30 October 2023 21:34

Maybe New Yorkers think it's normal but it is objectively funny that there are cops standing around doing jack shit everywhere

soul nate

mnateshyamalan.bsky.social

20 August 2023 14:16

this app is nice but it needs a weird rich guy who everyone hates. i am ready to take up the mantle. give me your riches, jewels, etc. and you may dunk on my ass to your heart’s content

Ceej

ceejoyner.bsky.social

20 August 2023 14:12

[listening to the bell toll] hahaha the bell is tolling for some loser, I wonder who

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cursedsynth.bsky.social

20 August 2023 14:12

honestly 2 eyes is a good amount. spiders can pull off 8. but flies got greedy. they were like: give me a million eyes. well, now you don't know how to get out of my house

Peter

notalawyer.bsky.social

20 August 2023 14:12

something like 80% of the phone calls I receive are straight up attempts to defraud me and no prominent politician has thought to make a big deal of it