stonemanwitch.bsky.social
Part man, part bear, part rock. Writer of spooky things. Maker of bad jokes. Movie buff.
👤 Joined on 10 September 2023
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@stonemanwitch.bsky.socialIt's been 8 months and the 20 yr old coworker is still giving me shit about not scheduling my emergency hospital "vacation". 🤬
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Show Postboy #1: Ya know what you'll be remembered for? All of your pills. me: Not all of my books? Or you and boy #2 throwing apples at me, while I cut them out the air with a sword? Good to know. Good. To. Know. boy #1: You were still a good father. But you're weaker now. me: Good to know.
Show Postchicken _____: A) alfredaoganma B) laoganmalfredo
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