Sometimes I draw on paper. Sometimes I draw big fat titties and ass on paper!

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Rapadura - Solid brick of raw, unrefined cane sugar sold in various sizes, including 1400g (~3.1 lb) as shown below Common in Latin America, often sliced into smaller pieces to be gnawed on as a simple candy ~5000 calories R$25 (~$4.90 USD) @ Mercado Livre www.mercadolivre.com.br/rapadura-qua...

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Troy's Giant Cookie - A 60" cookie from the season 1 finale of Community, decorated with "Con-trans-ulations" as part of the ill-advised Greendale Transfer Formal Gag prop which Troy claimed for himself, getting progressively more ill as he eats it throughout the episode ~65,000 calories

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Beer Bats - Sold at certain baseball stadiums and containing 24oz of beer, this shit looks so inconvenient to drink from and yet I am utterly charmed The most Dad guy in the stadium is probably drinking like a Coors Lite out of this bitch so it's only like 100 calories

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and of course "I'm going to facefuck you" (you ate the last chicken and waffle oreos, I'm going to kill you)

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