this describes one of my closest friendships. 20 years of us sending each other the most heinous stuff we can find.

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NORMAL PERSON WATCHING YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING: Wow this is so crazy ME WATCHING YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING: [mentally photoshopping Nathan onto the cover of The 101 Songs, 2026]

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you do not "have to hand it to" the guy but he was right about the eggs. but not totally correct because that's why you drop the stupid fork and just use a damn whisk. sorry if this is more incoherent than my usual vagueposts but it's an important message for those who need to hear it

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i think Primetime (2026) can be read as a heart of darkness narrative but i'm unwilling to expound on that thought at present

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I will pull your father-in-law aboard the crude life raft we have fashioned out of Jalen Carter.

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