In the bedrock of my soul I know he started out thinking the press pool was a literal pool and has been seething with disappointment since he discovered the mistake

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It really annoys me that almost no one has this sort of power, but also that someone like me, who has no millions to give away but is nonetheless able to give something, has to do this every two years, instead of doing some other good thing.

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On fan duty for game two of the WNBA finals between the Golden State Valkyries and Atlanta Dream 🏀 @sfchronicle.com

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Boy, that second "quiet" is *real* unsettling.

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One of these days whatever reporter gets dressed down like this should go out in a blaze of glory and tell him to go fuck himself, I am 100% serious

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