Jamison Foser

jamisonfoser.bsky.social

12 July 2026 19:46

Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.

Middle Age Riot

middleageriot.bsky.social

12 July 2026 19:46

Most of all, Lindsey Graham should be remembered as a passionate defender of rapists.

Thomas Lecaque

tlecaque.bsky.social

12 July 2026 19:44

To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.

Jamie

booravenxer.bsky.social

12 July 2026 19:43

The universe keeps hitting the wrong target but it's getting closer.

Jesus Zoidberg: Meet Me Tonight In Atlantic City

jesuszoidberg.bsky.social

12 July 2026 19:43

They're going to have Graham lie in state in the Capital building, but at 1:00 P.M on July 17th, Lebron James will pop out of the casket, wearing the jersey of the team he intends to play on, per Windy.