Caroline Hooton

carolinehooton.bsky.social

17 October 2026 11:12

Sure. When the Roman army needs over a tonne of cheese to make it through the day people nod sagely and say of course they needed those calories. But when I need over a tonne of cheese to make it through the day people beg me to stop and talk about my cholesterol and mental health.

rmcl82.bsky.social

11 October 2026 11:49

Cosplay Christians. Anyone carrying a cross at a far-right march is as much a Christian as I was Super Mario as a kid on Halloween. The difference is that I at least *tried* to be like Super Mario.

Sathnam Sanghera

sathnam.bsky.social

09 October 2026 15:41

Dear tv and radio producers. Thankyou for the invitation. But, no, I do not want to appear on your show to defend the idea that I am English, after 50 years of living and working here, because the increasingly feral right want to turn this into a "debate" and you cannot see how you're being played

Colin Yeo

colinyeo.bsky.social

01 October 2026 12:03

Refreshing stuff. Very familiar, yet from the immigration minister of the day. Unfortunately the day in question was in 1808.

John Bull

garius.eurosky.social

29 September 2026 07:53

A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.