Went to the gym and demolished a plate of garlic chicken and green beans. I’m about to start sleeving my new deck. I’m texting my not boyfriend. Life’s pretty good tbh

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why does every ape look like it's stoned and getting the most boring blowjob ever. these men were raised by parents who gave them beanie babies and magic the gathering cards to invest with. i know money is made up but this ape stuff is top drawer weird.

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Halloween/fireworks night, actually got an outfit 🥰😤 Alice in wonderland and my friends the rabbit 😂😂

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one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny

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I’m a fucking SIMP

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