samstrikes.bsky.social
Walking stereotype, self-aware. Filthy commie. Queer cat mom. 💖💜💙 ✡️ Black Lives Matter. Trans rights. If you mention my pronouns in an argument, you lose. IG and Threads: @sam__strikes
👤 Joined on 21 November 2024
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@samstrikes.bsky.socialThe year is 2030. My gay nemesis from a menswear forum angrily shakes his fist in the air. "I can no longer tell who's gay because everyone dresses gay," he pathetically shouts. I've ruined his ability to find love. I've won.
Show PostThe year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
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Show PostAs NYPD officials boasted of the resources expended finding the killer of a corporate CEO, another sidewalk murder the same week, of a migrant teen, has not received the same treatment. hellgatenyc.com/two-manhatta...
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