Absolute Beginner

leaderofthesect.bsky.social

16 April 2026 15:08

I need to know where to get one of these, that’s fab. And happy birthday!

Emily St. James

emilystjams.bsky.social

16 April 2026 14:43

Child has invented a kind of soccer where you can pick up the ball if you feel like it. She calls it Yes Hands, and I cannot explain to her why this is funny.

Angry

angrystaffer.bsky.social

13 April 2026 00:42

Can it really be considered an exclusive when I’ve been telling people this for months? Asking for a friend.