Literally starving to death on an open raft becalmed in the middle of the Pacific gyre would be better than spending one additional New York minute with my in-laws, said many many many people in the history of humanity.

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“Oh, there’s a frozen land bridge leading to uncharted territories across the Bering Sea now? Where my horrible family won’t follow me to judge my mammoth spearing technique ever again? Sign me up.”

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mfs out here being like “if I have to see my uncle Teuira and my aunt Uira one more fucking time on this tiny island, I will drown myself in the sea, so guess I’m packing up the outrigger canoe and brushing up on my star navigation”

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also this nails it. people have been quietly cutting off their horrid family members since the dawn of time, it just used to be easier to get away with it unnoticed before we had instantaneous global communication. bsky.app/profile/lasr...

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Pitiful men risk it all for a big-eyed young woman who makes them feel needed, news at 11. Was everyone born last week?? What in the world.

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